Monday, April 14, 2008

More on the forums

I was gonna jam all of this in my reply to Mrs Chili's comment on the last post, then realised I could just ... erm, POST it, LOL!

About the new Evil Genius Woman Forums:

I'd love for all of my readers (all three of you! ;) ) to be there.

Seriously, it's just a forum for women/parents (it is sort of gynocentric right now - it'll all make more sense when I get the website up) to get together and chat.

It's for practical parents, sensible women, REAL people.

You have the option to be UNmoderated which means you can use uncensored language, talk about adult stuff, etc. (You have to ask to be unmodded)

My goal is for it to be a relaxing hang out free from Big Brother, in your face adverts, little cliques, and trolls.

Impossible dream? Probably. LOL, but it gives me a place to talk to muh peeps during the day.

BTW, blokes are more than welcomed (especially dads), just bear in mind that the girly talk might be pretty intense at times. :D

Thursday, April 10, 2008

How to make a piggy cake and we got forums!

*waves*

Hey everybody!

OK, first I need to unveil my latest evil plan for world domination:

The Evil Genius Woman Forums.

Please take a peek and let me know what you think. I am still breaking slaving away trying to get my parenting website up. These forums will be the community that goes with that site. I'll also have thrifty tips, diet stuff, etc, etc (yeah, yeah, just like a bazillion other sites out there ... just humour me, LOL)

If you'd like to chat, by all means sign up - we'd LOVE to have you.

NOTE: there exist within these forums private, uncensored boards (if you are familiar with my other blog you know the sort of content I'm talking about). IF you are one of my Posse (and you know who you are) and/or you really feel you're a chick who needs a place to let it all hang out, then email me, PM me, or leave a comment here.

BTW, thanx for looking. I appreciate any suggestions!

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Right. On to playing catch up:

We've had 3 birthdays in quick succession!
First was Bitty Girl (turned 4) who is obsessed with pigs. This child has loads of stuffed piggies and adores our real pigs. Subsequently it was no shock that she demanded a piggy cake.
Ya only turn four once, so a piggy cake it was! Here's the initial cake(s) - two layer cake pans of pink (natch!) strawberry flavoured cake:
Next I carved out the ears and used a large glass to cut the nose. Here it is assembled:
Some pink icing, frou-frou sprinkles (also demanded), GummySavers for eyes, RedHots for nostrils:
Ta dah!
Then a scant few days later, Yeager had his first birthday (we did cupcakes). The aftermath:
On happy, messy, one-year-old.
THEN, the Human Crash Test Dummy turned the big I'm-starting-school-this-year 5:
Alas, NOT a home-made cake. *sad face* Our oven went tits-up just the week before so we went with store-bought. Not nearly as much fun.
AAAAAaaaaaand, Boy lost his first tooth just in time for the party:
*sigh* My bubs are getting so big. *sniffle*
OK, see ya over at the forums!

Sunday, March 30, 2008

Empty gestures

So, yeah, Earth Hour.

CHICAGO - "From the Sydney Opera House to Rome's Colosseum to the Sears Tower's famous antennas in Chicago, floodlit icons of civilization went dark Saturday for Earth Hour, a worldwide campaign to highlight the threat of climate change.

The environmental group WWF urged governments, businesses and households to turn back to candle power for at least 60 minutes starting at 8 p.m. wherever they were.
The campaign began last year in Australia, and traveled this year from the South Pacific to Europe to North America in cadence with the setting of the sun.


'What's amazing is that it's transcending political boundaries and happening in places like China, Vietnam, Papua New Guinea,' said Andy Ridley, executive director of Earth Hour. 'It really seems to have resonated with anybody and everybody.'

Earth Hour officials hoped 100 million people would turn off their nonessential lights and electronic goods for the hour. Electricity plants produce greenhouse gases that fuel climate change."

Right. Now, I have no problem with this gesture in theory. Any conservation is good and I suppose it could have 'raised awareness'. But here's my thing. What good is raising folks's awareness of anything: pollution, wildlife endangerment, climate change, cancer, etc if the people in question do nothing about it?

How many millions of people read the newspaper every single day, about things that they themselves could help change with almost no effort, and say: "Wow, that's a damned shame" then take another bite of toast and turn the page?

To me, Earth Hour is like a person who knows she's too fat so she says; "I'm obese! It is affecting my health! Today, I shall not eat ANY fast food!"

This sort of thing is tailor made by the ineffectual activist ("sign the online petition!") for the self-indulgent ("My plastic water bottles and disposable diapers ARE stuffing our landfills full, but I carry them to my SUV in an unbleached hemp tote!") to make them feel better about themselves. A way for the normally wasteful to balm their wee consciences with an hour of darkness before switching back on every telly in the house and firing up the Wii and anxiously checking the temp on their wine refrigerators.

So, no, I didn't turn my power off. I had no intentions of doing so.

Oh, Blue, aren't you concerned about the environment? About the polar bears?!

Hah.

I do three times more conservation of energy than the average person. This isn't a brag. If you read this blog regularly, you know it's just my chosen lifestyle.

Emphasis on chosen.

Why? I dunno. It just makes sense to me. I have an almost pathological loathing of waste. Why would you throw perfectly good clothes away when you can donate them? Why would you buy individually packaged food when you can divide up large packages? Why would you uses a clothes dryer so everything has that slimey softener feel and sickening fragrance? Why would you buy a monsterous SUV for your family of three? Why would you want to build a 400k McMansion 3 feet away from two almost identical McMansions in a neighbourhood where they tell what sort of post box you are required to put up? Why would you use snack sized ziplock bags, period?

These and other questions ...

But, seriously, it comes down to choices. We choose to do or not do, and that's cool. For myself, I'd MUCH rather spend my cash buying Zesto's ice cream cones and eating them in the park with my children than spend my cash for plastic nappies that will still be yucking up this planet when my grandkids have kids. I'd rather mush up the peas we're having for supper to feed to my baby than spend 50c on a ridiculous wee jar of the exact same thing from the store.

We all decide what sort of lifestyle we want to live and if yours is making you feel guilty about the environment then bloody well do something about it. Not some empty, quick gesture, but Some. Actual. Thing. Turn the heat down. Wash some dishes in the sink. Combine trips into town. Take your lunch. Recycle those newspapers and cans.

Conservation is no different from saving money or losing weight or supporting a cause like curing cancer or feeding the poor. You must actively participate. Sensational gestures without follow-up lifestyle changes amount to no more than signing online petitions. They soothe the guilty conscience and otherwise do ... nothing.

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Wednesday, March 05, 2008

A fifth at one

At sixes and sevens today what with us all having been sick forEVAR! My house looks like the county dump.

... ohhh, a lamp I can use!

Hey! Wait a minute!

Uh, anyway, today is my sweet baby Fiver's very first birthday! Yay! *CRY*

Where did the year go? How can this be my last baby? OMG you should see how big he is! Oh, me wee baby! *sob*sob*sob*

Why couldn't there have been THREE of him?

Please forgive the short post! We're having the party on Saturday so I'll post messy baby/cake pics. In the meantime, for your amusement/perusement check out EGH's new shop for things that cheese lovers need : Cheesy Needs! It goes along with his funny food review blog The Chi of Cheese, if you've not seen it.

Speaking of messy, here's a sneak preview of a special guest reviewer he just had in.

Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Mrs Evil Genius - filmmaker

*whew* Busy!

Just wanted to duck in and say that I wasn't dead. :D

I've been having a ball with my new toy (actually a lovely and thoughtful xmas gift to EGH from TypeA SIL) a Flip camera.

Check out my v. first effort - an under-our-house romp by EGH - then go over to The Chi of Cheese blog/vlog and center your cheesy energy and seek the Way of the Cheese (and peruse the reviews on vid).

Making movies is so much fun! And time consuming ...

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In more mundane news I am now within 10lbs of my goal weight! I have lost just over 120lbs since mid March (2007)! I am SO CHUFFED!

In case you're interested, here's my post on my diet. I plan to do a lot more stuff on dieting, I think. Assuming I get two seconds to rub together. *rolls eyes*

I have decided one thing and it's this: You should never diet to LOOK better.

Diet to FEEL better; diet to increase your chances of being around to annoy your kids longer; heck, diet because smaller sizes cost less. But never diet so you'll look better. Cuz, y'know what? We all get old. And no amount of paste and paint, lotions and ointments, fad diets and fab fashions - and even surgery - will stop the process.

After a while everyone looks old.

The best you can do is be fit and happy. I personally want to be 85 years old and stomping determindly (if slowly) around my barnyard in my print granny dress, apron, and wellington boots whilst EGH sits in the house playing the latest incarnation of online gaming (probably brought about in virtual 3-D by an implant in ones head).

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And now, the gratuitus baby pics!

International cracker thief, The Human Crash Test Dummy (caught here on security camera), waits impatiently while technical expert, Fiver, rewires the door to the London National Bank of Bickies in an attempt to open it:


Meanwhile, weapons expert, Bitty Girl disguises black ants as bank patrons so they can sneak in unnoticed and plant tiny explosives:



Just another average day at the Secret Hidden Lair.

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