Sex robot!
So I came accross this: Roxxxy a new robotic sex doll from True Companion.
Apparently she was debuted at the Adult Entertainment Show which was held side by side with the Consumer Electronics Show in Vegas this year (Talk about tourture for the geeks! Sex or erotic hardware? Gah!)
Anyway, I'm fascinated with the concept of a sex robot because 1) I'm a huge tech head, 2) I'm a huge Sci Fi geek, and 3) I'm fascinated at the thought of sex dolls, period. I mean who has sex with dolls? Plenty of men, apparently. Hell, blow-up dolls have been around forever. The thought just squicks me out. I mean, you're fucking a plastic balloon and fondling it's plastic breasts. That's just fucking weird, mate.
"Oh, hang on a fucking minute, Blue," you protest, "What about your collection of anatomically correct down-to-the-last-throbbing-vein vibrators you have, huh? What about that?"
Well, erm ... that's different.
Seriously, though, it is different. Female sex devices are tools (heh!) We use them because they feel good. The fact that one might look like a dick is purely whimsical. The majority of the sex is happening in our brains (where we're imagining a sweaty threesome with Bodog and Zachary Quinto.*)
Blokes are wired to be highly visual. They have almost as much fun looking at a breast as touching one. So it makes sense that a (skinny female with huge gazongas) doll would be more exciting than, say, one of those disembodied latex snatches.
So, while it does still squick me out a bit, I am cool with single blokes and sex robots. I understand the appeal, anyway.
I do have to ask, though, is anyone else disappointed that the True Companion robot just looks like a Real Doll who talks? Seems like a Real Doll would be a better investment until they come out with a sex robot who washes dishes and picks up your dirty underpants.
(WooHOO! Just found out that Real Doll has their male doll again! That's so COOL!)
*What? Don't you?
Apparently she was debuted at the Adult Entertainment Show which was held side by side with the Consumer Electronics Show in Vegas this year (Talk about tourture for the geeks! Sex or erotic hardware? Gah!)
Anyway, I'm fascinated with the concept of a sex robot because 1) I'm a huge tech head, 2) I'm a huge Sci Fi geek, and 3) I'm fascinated at the thought of sex dolls, period. I mean who has sex with dolls? Plenty of men, apparently. Hell, blow-up dolls have been around forever. The thought just squicks me out. I mean, you're fucking a plastic balloon and fondling it's plastic breasts. That's just fucking weird, mate.
(Mr Universe and his Love Bot wife from Joss Whedon's Serenity.)
Well, erm ... that's different.
Seriously, though, it is different. Female sex devices are tools (heh!) We use them because they feel good. The fact that one might look like a dick is purely whimsical. The majority of the sex is happening in our brains (where we're imagining a sweaty threesome with Bodog and Zachary Quinto.*)
Blokes are wired to be highly visual. They have almost as much fun looking at a breast as touching one. So it makes sense that a (skinny female with huge gazongas) doll would be more exciting than, say, one of those disembodied latex snatches.
(Fake cootch)
So, while it does still squick me out a bit, I am cool with single blokes and sex robots. I understand the appeal, anyway.
I do have to ask, though, is anyone else disappointed that the True Companion robot just looks like a Real Doll who talks? Seems like a Real Doll would be a better investment until they come out with a sex robot who washes dishes and picks up your dirty underpants.
(WooHOO! Just found out that Real Doll has their male doll again! That's so COOL!)
*What? Don't you?
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