The quest for naked tattooed old men!

FINALLY!  I found him.

I've been hunting all over the interwebz this fine Sunday morning for a picture of The Naked Man of Barcelona after seeing him on one of my fave humour sites: Ugliest Tattoos.

Oh, I could find tonnes of pics that had all the naughty bits blocked out by prudes, (people who are embarrassed by the human body, suck. Sorry, but it's just true.) but none of the old tattooed fart in full glory.

I just HAD to see. 

Well here he is:

I am purposely only showing a side view here to intrigue you. Go see the whole show of the tattoed naked man of Barcelona here via the (quite wonderful) photography of La Vie En Gris. You get multiple views including a few full frontal ones.

Grampa is HUNG!  LOL!

Actually, a lot of his impressive length is saggy, baggy old foreskin drooping down. If you look closely ...(what? I enjoy looking closely at penises. Gal's gotta have a hobby.) anyway, if you look closely you can see where it appears to have a bend in it. That's the head, and the rest is elongated foreskin.

Y'all know my personal preference for circumscised willies and this seems like a great reason to do it. It must be hard to keep all that ... excess flesh clean.  And Gramma doesn't want to have all that mess impeding the progress of a good blowjob!  I'm just sayin'