Happy steak and a blow job day!
It's March 14th! Steak and a Blow Job Day!
Valentine's day is for guys to show their gals how much they love them. Everybody knows that. But what about the blokes?
(Leaving off the obvious: that women spend 365 days a year cooking that special food you love; cleaning your house; washing, folding and putting away your laundry; worrying about your health and how fast you drive; and patiently listening to you vent about your day, your boss, and politicians and/or sport figures. Plus, all that time, probably holding down a job ourselves, having sex (with you), and perhaps even raising your children. But I'm not gonna mention any of that.)
Well, today's their day! It's Steak and a Blow Job Day;
So, as I love both steak and sausage, this makes today one of my v. fave holidays!
So, go give your guy hummer. Maybe he'll actually manage to drop his underpants IN the hamper rather than a foot and a half away.
Nahh, I don't have much hope of that, either.
Valentine's day is for guys to show their gals how much they love them. Everybody knows that. But what about the blokes?
(Leaving off the obvious: that women spend 365 days a year cooking that special food you love; cleaning your house; washing, folding and putting away your laundry; worrying about your health and how fast you drive; and patiently listening to you vent about your day, your boss, and politicians and/or sport figures. Plus, all that time, probably holding down a job ourselves, having sex (with you), and perhaps even raising your children. But I'm not gonna mention any of that.)
Well, today's their day! It's Steak and a Blow Job Day;
So, as I love both steak and sausage, this makes today one of my v. fave holidays!
So, go give your guy hummer. Maybe he'll actually manage to drop his underpants IN the hamper rather than a foot and a half away.
Nahh, I don't have much hope of that, either.
posted by MrsEvilGenius at 9:30 AM
2 Comments:
That is a DELICIOUS picture (and I think you know which one I mean, too.....)
I like steak as much as any guy, but pie and blowjob might be more appropriate to the date.
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