Wow, look at that moon!

Finally.  A news story I can fucking get behind:

Total sexism that they didn't make the male arse the center of the shot!  It does look nice, though.  But, srsly, I'd have to get my hands on it to really tell.  I like a man's arse to have some 'give'.  I like a juicy, malleable arse cheek.  Two buttocks like boulders might appeal to some, but not me.

For comparison, here are some more: the sporting backsides in the wild:

The whimsical bum:

The patriotic arse - oh what a happy, happy flag:

And,IMHO, one of the pemier buttockular regions in all of Hollywood *drooooool*

Now THAT'S a juicy grippable arse!