"The 37-year-old Chicago man was traveling east to Ohio to visit his mother, police said. He was nude and had petroleum jelly on his hands when a state trooper pulled him over about 10 miles from the Ohio line Wednesday, police said."
'Cause I'm all the time driving with Vaseline on my hands.
There's just something so very, very wrong about a naked man wearing socks and shoes. The fact that they guy was GOING to visit his mother is somewhat better than if he'd just RETURNED from visiting his mother, but it could be just as bad either way.
So, did he get pulled over because he was naked? Is it illegal to drive naked? Inquiring minds want to know...
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There's just something so very, very wrong about a naked man wearing socks and shoes. The fact that they guy was GOING to visit his mother is somewhat better than if he'd just RETURNED from visiting his mother, but it could be just as bad either way.
So, did he get pulled over because he was naked? Is it illegal to drive naked? Inquiring minds want to know...
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