Non-drunken ramble
Howcome there's always that one person on a forum or bulletin board who is a mean drunk?
You know the guy; everyone is posting late at night, back and forth - essentially chatting real-time, but on the forum - and gradually he begins to change. His tone becomes terse, then belligerent; his replies more verbose, rambling. He starts reacting wildly to ordinary responses. He becomes paranoid.
By the end of the night he's snarling threats/insults and threads are being locked (if there's a mod).
What's up with fuckers like this?
I drink quite a bit. It's one of my sole joys/vices. But I have always been pretty responsible with it. I never drink and drive. I generally drink at home, and have always preferred to. So no fights, no public nakedness, no being stranded without a designated driver. The only person I have inebriated hot monkey sex with is my Evil Genius Husband.
I generally know when to quit. I've never in my life passed out drunk or fallen asleep in a strange place. I've always woken up in my own bed.
In addition I'm a pretty happy drunk. I don't generally get combative at all (in stark contrast to myself when sober.) As a matter of fact I'm a soppy drunk. I tend to love everybody (so if I've ever emailed you in the middle of the night - I was just drunk. I love you, but I don't really want to tongue-kiss you and do your dishes before I leave.)
The board drunk tends to be the painfully socially inept loser who still lives at home with his parents. Runner up is the bloke who's just run his wife/girlfriend off with his crappiness. If it's a mommy/baby board then it's the screaming white-trash bitch who couldn't tell you the correct usage of 'there', 'their ', and 'they're' with a fucking gun to her head, loves jesus but hates blacks and Mexicans, and has named her child something like Savannah Dawn or Chrystahl Lynne or Gunn Steele or Drake Hunter (daddy's a hunter - yeah, we get it already!)
Ugh.
And speaking of tongue-kissing, one of the blokes on my CafePress boards did this brief-if-thought-provoking post on, of all things, drinking straws. Thoughts?
Hmmmm ... hot monkey sex.
You know the guy; everyone is posting late at night, back and forth - essentially chatting real-time, but on the forum - and gradually he begins to change. His tone becomes terse, then belligerent; his replies more verbose, rambling. He starts reacting wildly to ordinary responses. He becomes paranoid.
By the end of the night he's snarling threats/insults and threads are being locked (if there's a mod).
What's up with fuckers like this?
I drink quite a bit. It's one of my sole joys/vices. But I have always been pretty responsible with it. I never drink and drive. I generally drink at home, and have always preferred to. So no fights, no public nakedness, no being stranded without a designated driver. The only person I have inebriated hot monkey sex with is my Evil Genius Husband.
I generally know when to quit. I've never in my life passed out drunk or fallen asleep in a strange place. I've always woken up in my own bed.
In addition I'm a pretty happy drunk. I don't generally get combative at all (in stark contrast to myself when sober.) As a matter of fact I'm a soppy drunk. I tend to love everybody (so if I've ever emailed you in the middle of the night - I was just drunk. I love you, but I don't really want to tongue-kiss you and do your dishes before I leave.)
The board drunk tends to be the painfully socially inept loser who still lives at home with his parents. Runner up is the bloke who's just run his wife/girlfriend off with his crappiness. If it's a mommy/baby board then it's the screaming white-trash bitch who couldn't tell you the correct usage of 'there', 'their ', and 'they're' with a fucking gun to her head, loves jesus but hates blacks and Mexicans, and has named her child something like Savannah Dawn or Chrystahl Lynne or Gunn Steele or Drake Hunter (daddy's a hunter - yeah, we get it already!)
Ugh.
And speaking of tongue-kissing, one of the blokes on my CafePress boards did this brief-if-thought-provoking post on, of all things, drinking straws. Thoughts?
Hmmmm ... hot monkey sex.
posted by MrsEvilGenius at 8:15 PM
3 Comments:
I usually don't get the drunken poster, I'm always on a mommy board, so I always get the really pregnant and emotional ones.
There is this one woman that I. can. not. stand! I don't like here. I don't like her spawn and I'm not interested in everything that her spawn does.
I think that I'd rather deal with drunks than crazy preggos.
(Yes, I know that you have been preggo for the past million years but you don't come off as the crazy preggo variety. (Just crazy in general. :P))
danielle, i love you! And not just in the drunken tongue-kissing way ... ;)
OMG! There is always one chick on every mommy/baby board that I'm on whom i just can't abide! What is up with these women?
Jeez.
Yuuummmmy - hot monkey sex...
Sorry I'm still back on that one! LOL For us it is more like hungry hungry hippo sex, but...
I can't drink anymore due to meds for my RA, so I'm pissy becasue I can't drink!
No I just recently had an experience being the Designated Driver Non-drunk for my girlfriend's 40th bday party and had to pull some STUPID COMBATIVE PISS ANT off of said friend's drunk husband because he got personal during a friendly NY Yankees vs BoSox debate. LOSER had his 3 buddies gang up on my friend's husband when he went out for a smoke. I smelled trouble. Jeez, I'm just a 40 yo mother of five trying to have fun when the blokes can't keep their pencil dicks out of a stupid barroom brawl.
Needless to say the thought of a 40 year old 6'2' 250 lb MOF SOBER WOMAN kickin all of their puny lil asses was enough to send them runnin to their CAB. (The only SMART thing they did oh no the woman barkeep did that!)
STUPID MEAN DRUNKS SUCK!!!!
Love you Blue!
Katya
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