Really crotchety now! *with update! and penises!*

D'ye remember Kyle?

Bloke from the sex site who googled his competitor (now THAT sounds dirty ... or like a contract hit) and emailed me asking that I pimp HIS site?

Well, he emailed me again:

>I emailed you a couple weeks ago regarding your link to adameve.com on your
>page http://www.hill-liles.com/2005/05/ohh-scuse-me-blogfart.htm and was
>wondering if you had time to get to it. I would appreciate if you link to
>our site, (kyle's site), since it is also useful to your visitors.
>If you want to link to us you can place your site in our directory for free
>at (directory)
>> Thanks-
> Kyle
> (kyle's email)*

Well, Hey Kyle! *waves* I suppose since you're probably not bloody reading this I'll just have to fucking email you:

Dear Kyle,

I'm terribly sorry that you apparently didn't read my blog again after emailing me requesting that I pimp your site. I checked out your site and wrote an entire entry with several links to your stuff.

http://www.hill-liles.com/2006/06/crotchety.htm

I've tried to help you out, here, Kyle and in return you are emailing me again without checking out my blog.

This saddens me. I'm sorry, but now you and your staff will just have to buy some t-shirts:

http://www.evilgeniustees.com/

Have a bloody good day Kyle.

-Blue

What do you think? Too much? Not enough? More penises? Exponential additional use of the epithet 'fuck'?

Ahhh, well ... whatthefuckever.

Say, since I be pimpin ... (and Kyle, if you and the staff are reading, check it:) If you or anyone you know is into the current Pirate craze, please direct them to our newest tees and gifts at

The Evil Genius Comics Pirate Shop!

Arrr! It's gear fit for Jack Sparrow, Davey Jones, and landlubbers alike,now jump aboard the black pearl and sail the caribbean under the skull and crossbones of the Jolly Roger and ....

Oh, piss it! Go check out the shirts.

*Yes I removed the links. No linkey love for people who don't read my blog!

*UPDATE*

Now how's this for customer service? Kyle shot me an email back immediately:

Dear Old Blue-

Man oh man am I sorry. Looks like we put you in the wrong folder. It certainly wont happen again. We actually reviewed your site after you included us and found it most enjoyable and we strongly advise you to keep up the good blogging. You are awesome mate. Watch out when you least expect it I will buy a t shirt.
I have a couple great ideas for a tshirt are you interested?

Thanks-
Kyle
Adultsextoys.com
kyle@adultsextoys.com

What do you think? Does Kyle deserve Linky Love? I think so.

Maybe I was a little lacking on the penises ... I think Kyle thinks I'm a man ... Ok, here's a gratuitus penis pic just for good measure.



(Heh. Get it? Good measure? ... OK FINE. Go shop for t-shirts and/or sex toys.)