New Evil Genius Order!

Here it is ladies and gentlemen, a new political party for a new age:

The Evil Genius Party!

Official Press Release:

Election time is fast approaching. How do you feel? Does the electoral system have you down? Feeling isolated in your Red State? Alone in your Blue State? Do you wish we could all just get along? Are you stressed about who to pick, Republicans or Democrats? And which is which anyway?

Now’s the time to join the Evil Genius Party! We are for unity, not division. Universal employment, not acceptable percentages of unemployed. Global peace. Understanding. Choose enlightened leaders for an enlightened age. We don’t play divisive politics, we play You Politics. Working for you to bring improved health, long life, flying cars, and the global peace.

The Evil Genius Party, a 21st century party working for your 21st century dreams.

And, of course, you can support the cause with T-shirts, mugs, and bumper stickers!

"Ask not what you can do for yourself, but what you can do for your Evil Genius!"

Vote Evil Genius in 2008!