Crotchety

I was forced to post.

Forced, and not in a good, oh-no-please-stop-you-wicked-horrible-pirate-you, sort of way.

I was forced to post because Evil Genius Husband said he was - and I quote - "tired of looking at Ewan McGregor's crotch". Can you believe such a thing? Is he mad?

Ewan Mcgregor's crotch is sublime. If I didn't love him (Evil Genius Husband ... not erm, Ewan) (Really) so much I'd pepper this post with gratuitous pics of Ewan.

Or Patrick.

But I won't cuz I'm such a good wife (and I need his seed).

(Evil genius Husband's, not, erm ...)

(*drooooool*)

So check this out: I got an email from these blokes out of the blue (heh. I always wanted a chance to apply that phrase to my children. My kids are 'out of the Blue'. Get it? Out of the ... oh, fine ... piss it!)

ANYway, I got this email from these people:

"I noticed you link to adameve.com on your webpage http://www.hill-liles.com/2005/05/ohh-scuse-me-blogfart.htm. I am emailing to ask you to link to our site, AdultSexToys.com, since we also offer adult toys. You can put a free link to your site in our directory if you would like, at http://www.adultsextoys.com/cgi-bin/links/add.cgi"

Thank You
Kyle
AdultSexToys.com

No, thank YOU, Kyle. Thanks for reading and thanks for the link offer. Adam and Eve is my first choice for sex toys, I confess (Incidentally I also linked to extremerestraints.com and nawtythings.com in that post ... y'know while we're pimpin' ... perhaps if I ,erm, expose these people's stuff enough I'll get a free butt plug. Or they'll buy a fucking T-shirt. Or both. Butt plug and a T-shirt sale ... hmmm, unfortunately my most expensive tee, at 21 clams (bearded clams? yes, I went there), can't compete with $40 arse-stuffers.

So anyway, I couldn't resist a shufti at sex toys so I prowled over to Kyles site. I went immediately to the 'novelties' section as that's my fave (after butt-plugs, natch!) and discovered these which beg the question: why has no one ever invented penis-and-balls fuzzy slippers? Why? I'd fucking buy them! And these which make one wonder if the phrase 'soft and bouncy' is appropriately applied to a penis.

But my fave is these, peppermint candy with the words "Fuck you, you fuckin' fuck" written on the package! Hahahahahahah! What a perfect gift to give one's boss as one is leaving the job, or hey, one's ex-asshole, even! I'd love to have them in my handbag just for those random encounters at the Lowe's.

OK, Kyle, there's my links. Your site is quite nice: easy to navigate and well stocked. Now buy a T-shirt, mate!