Like, nude, dude
Yep, a tired, sweaty penis attached to a buck-arse naked bloke participating in the walk.
See, I'm just so jealous. As I said in my comment on that post we just don't have much free-range penis around here. You just don't see it.
Which is a DAMNed shame!
I mean, fuck, what's a girl gotta do around here to get some legislation enacted?! Why can't we go naked? Fuck, the way chicks dress nowadays they might as well BE fucking naked.
(If you have to show that much of your flat arse getting it's rectum flossed, then you need to be naked. NOT sexy, sweetie. Really. )
They sure can't look any worse what with arse-cracks stretching out , flabby bellies with jiggly tattoos, stretch-marked cleavage, coat-rack hip-bones cut by thong straps, underclothes showing all out underneath regular clothes, underclothes WORN as regular clothes.
Fuck it, bitches, just get yer kit off!
I know I'd love to see me some man-junk on a daily basis 
(Aside from Evil Genius Husband's, that is. I mean that's just a damn crime against nature right there, depriving the world of a glimpse of the mighty Hammer of Auburn.)
Fuck it, what's up with folks and the human body? I love it (the human body, not folks. They blow Tut's dick**). I mean, they don't want to see it, think it's so private that you can't show it, but they turn around and want to invade your privacy and remove your rights and legislate what you can and cannot do with it. That fucking sucks!
Some idiots even want to go so far as to tell me that my tits, which were evolved (or if you're judeo-christian: were created by god, specifically by him, whilst reclining on a cloud somewhere), TO FEED MY BABIES, cannot be used for that purpose in public!
What gives? We're all obsessed with the human form, in some form.
(I like my willies airborne)
I'm not suggesting that folks be allowed to be lewd. Even I would tire of watching some bloke wanking off in the produce section of the BiLo (...eventually), and there's health concerns to consider (nudists carry towels upon which to sit for this very reason), but, hell, what's wrong with a little basic nudity? Like on your own property (EGH would love this) or in designated public areas? (Like footy stadiums ...)
**Confess it ... every time you think of me you think of the phrase: "Fuck me, It's Tut's dick!" doncha? Thought so.
*No disrespect intended to that blogger with no link. Wasn't sure how he'd feel about linking this uncensored drivel to his family blog, ya know?
posted by MrsEvilGenius at 10:41 AM
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Can't... stop... laughing...
Airborne Willies.
I agree, what is wrong with nudity? Here, we don't see much of it. Most of the year it's just too darn cold, people are all swadled in parkas. But why not just take it all off in the summer, what the heck? It would be way better that trying to stuff some of the bulges around here in the ever popular spandex. My neighbor, hairy chested, pot bellied, crotchety man that he is, never wears a shirt in the summer. If he can get away with it (and that really should be a crime, I tell ya) what is wrong with me walking around showing a little nip now and then? Double standard. And I really could have used a break to go topless when I was nursing the twins, especially because my niples ached so bad the first weeks I could't stand to have fabric anywhere near them. My husband didn't mind, but I couldn't leave the house.
"Showing a little nip". I like that.
I'm in support of nudity, and of women's right to equality in all things. I want to get that right out first, because what I'm about to say may suggest otherwise.
I'm a guy. A guy who absolutely LOVES women. All kinds of them. Naked women, especially. Nakedness is very attractive to me. More so, in many cases, to the alternative. I just never get tired of it. If there's an limit somewhere on the amount of it I can see in a day, I haven't found it yet.
This is a double edged sword (pun partially intended). It means that, while I'm quite comfortable with being around nakedness, I have what is undoubtedly a common problem among men--I can't focus well around it. It's just too damned distracting! All the flaws and imperfections of bodies aside, when they're out there to be viewed, some sort of synapses are triggered that prevents higher order thought from taking place. Or maybe it's a blood flow problem.
I'm not sure I could stand it if women were walking around naked. Hell, I can barely get anything done when my wife runs around naked (which, both fortunately and not, is not all that often)! Certainly, I wouldn't be able to hide where all the blood has drained to.
I think, like most men, I find it hard to just treat nudity as being entirely separate from sex. Perhaps it was just poor upbringing. More likely it's just biology. Women (stereotype alert!) seem much better able to handle it than men are. Why is that, I wonder?
I was accused one time of being prudish because I looked away while a friend of mine was breastfeeding. Trust me. Prudishness was NOT part of that equation. I just didn't want to deal with the emotional and political consequences of involuntary blood drain. We're villified as perverts for getting randy at the site of nipples, yet accused of being sexist for being honest about how we feel. It just wasn't worth it at the time.
I don't think it's fair to legislate what goes on in our own space. It's my house, and I'll be naked in/on/around it if I want to! Having said that, though, I can totally relate to why men push for these restrictions. Maybe it's not that they're trying to punish or opress anyone. Maybe it's just out of self-preservation. To keep their heads from exploding.
I'm naked right now. Ok, I'm barefoot, but that will have to do. The revolution isn't ready for me yet.
Plus, the AC is on and it's a little nippy in here. Heh. Nippy.
Hey!
I wanted to write to you regarding putting something on my blog? Just e-mail the link and the ad/photo/whatever you have, and i'll put it up, no problem. I think I'm still in shock from the penis photo!
too funny!
My dh saw the willie pic and said "Eww! what are you reading? Is it that *Blue chick's blog* again?"
rotf
I would be a nudist if I could...
So, Blue, does it gross you out to see all the skinny, pastey, hairless teenage/20-something guys running around with out shirts too?
I took my babies to get ice cream and in front of the shoppe were 4 shirtless boys with their skateboards-dudes, totally ewww.
WTF?
If they can go shirtless, what can't I?
I would like to offically start the petition for Nudity Week! Uhh, maybe we could start small, Nudity WeekEND?
Anyone up for it? ha-ha-ha
*I think Blue and I could have been sisters in another life*
"Hammer of Auburn!"
BWAAAAAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HAAAAAA!
Oh, shit... I think that made my week...
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