Fangirl of the lesser known
God DAMN ... but Scots Gods aside, it's a well-known fact that I love geeky, nerdy, can't-get-up-the-nerve-to-ask-you-to-dance guys. (I even prefer Ewan in roles like this: A Life Less Ordinary, Nightwatch, Little Voice)
Like, I have this thing for David Hyde Pierce:
I love geeky guys, smart guys, (neurotic guys not so much but I can cope), talented guys (Pierce sings and plays the piano beautifully in case you've beeen living under a rock for the past decade-and-a-half and have never seen Fraiser) and so he's right up my alley. Although I think he's homosexual or bisexual or asexual or one of the sexuals that wouldn't mesh well with me but that's OK because 1) it's none of anybody's fucking business and 2) I adore him and don't care which of the sexuals he is.)
Incidentally, he did the voice for Abe Sapien in the film Hellboy (from Mike Mignola's comic) and I was already hot for Abe so ... damn.
I would so shag the Ichthyosapien. Seriously. (BTW that's the actor who wore the suit so loverly: Doug Jones, not so sexy but did a great job in the outfit)
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Speaking of geeky guys with talent, tell me you don't want to have wild passionate hot monkey-sex with this man. I know I do.
Go on. Check it (turn up your speakers). I'll wait.
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TELL me your nipples didn't get hard when he did MC Hammer.
You LIAR! You so totally want to shag his brains out don't you?! Who wouldn't want to swap bodily fluids with a bloke in black shoes and white socks who can do the Shopping Cart and the Lawnmower?
Come ON!
And for total randomness, I think this bloke is HAWT:
I have no idea who he is but he looks good in a thong, doncha think? (he kinda resembles Danny over at Dad Gone Mad)
Speaking of thongs (how was that for a segue? Let's ask the judges: 9.6, 9.9, 10!!!)
What's up with the anus floss? Could anything be more uncomfortable? I even found thongs for pregnant chicks. Fuck that shite! I'm 9+ months along sore, tired, achey, hormonal and toting around a 10lb baby plus a teensy (50lbs or so) of 'baby fat', I do NOT want some 20-guage string of cotton wedged in my arsecrack and jammed up my twat!
Does this look comfy? : (and you blokes think I never post pics for you!)
OUCH! Bisected snatch alert! Uhm, camel-toe much?
So, back to being fans ... Ladies (guys?) what lesser known bloke really tweaks your nips? B- actors? Bloggers? Political figures? Historical figures? Comic characters? Fess up! I promise I won't laugh:
(I'd love to say that was me but 1) my tits are bigger, and 2) I don't have a tattoo ... there.)
posted by MrsEvilGenius at 10:55 AM
6 Comments:
Pookie had shown me that video before, but I was too lazy to post about it. I'll have to now, of course.
I do find him amazingly hot, because hoo-boy do he got some rhythm.
Oh, and that last picture: What the HELL is she laughing at?? Because I think the guy is serious.
OMG! I totally dig David Hyde Pierce! I thought I was alone in that one;)
Loved the video too! Cheered me right up~
That last pic, I think he shot a bit in her eye~ I always laugh when that happen -HAHAHAHA!
PS- my tits are bigger too
She's laughingly saying "It looks like a penis, only smaller!"
Heh, I just realized that I had a typo in this post ... it was supposed to be a bloke in black shoes and WHITE socks.
Fuck.
And as for laughter during sex, I'm terribly guilty. Blow jobs especially. I mean ... the mind, she wanders ... and anyone who's choked on food while watching something funny can attest: it's almost impossible to laugh with something in your mouth.
-Blue
That last photo: Could be an old photo of my first boyfriend, except this guy looks too smart. Come to think of it, looks like my second boyfriend, too, except this grocery boy comes up a little short in the meat department!
Laughing during sex -- who hasn't?
Finally, it's not impossible to laugh with something in your mouth, but your teeth may come dangerously close together. [snap!](Laughingly said with a twinkle in her eye, Aerodog!)
Ok, not exactly a B-actor, but Hugh Laurie's character Greg House. He's flawed like all of us, but direct, intelligent, no nonsense, opinionated but with a rational mind to back it up, sarcastic sense of humor, sensitive if he doesn't show it, and a straightshooter. Not to mention sexy as hell. And, he wields that cane well.
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