Ouch!
What the fuck was that? Oh great ... I've been tagged.
OK, ok, I'll play, fuck.
The meme is "Tell six random things about you". I've also seen "List six weird things about you", and "six embarrassing things about you", and "six things most people don't know about you". Well, in better keeping with my nature, I've decided to let it evolve into "Six things more than people really wanted to know about you".
Ready? Set? GO!
1) The tips of both of my little fingers turn inwards toward the next finger. A lot. It's really freaky and I've been creeping people out by showing it to them since I was, like, four.
2) I'm a moley person (ew!) and I even have one on my snatch. But I must admit it's kind of a cute, Cindy Crawford-ish kinda thing ... except it's on my cootch.
3) I'm so OCD (according to Dr Google, you can't be "a little OCD", I'm not sure I believe that, though), anyway, one of the jillion things I do is that I must eat imperfect potato crisps first. The small, the weak, the deformed are consumed first, then, when I get my little herd of genetically and physically perfect master race crisps ... I eat 'em. Bwahahahahahah!
4) I've never smoked but I have dipped snuff.
5) My house looks at any given moment as if a tornado has blown through. My car is awash in empty fast-food wrappers, used kleenex, scraps of paper, diet coke bottles. My shop, however, is meticulously tidy - complete with tools in their proper places on the wall.
6) I have milked a sheep.
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OK! Now I do not believe in the old 'tag 12 more folks or you will die of diphtheria' stuff ... that smells too much like the old chain letters, but I will tag my very own Evil Genius Husband, 'cause I can be evil too.
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Edited to add a photo of the hideous gross crooked fingers! Aiiiieeeee!
(OK, this is only one, but the other one looks exactly like it ... only in reverse. Yeah, yeah, I know. *yawn* Not so remarkable. Did I tell you about the mole on my HooHa? )
OK, ok, I'll play, fuck.
The meme is "Tell six random things about you". I've also seen "List six weird things about you", and "six embarrassing things about you", and "six things most people don't know about you". Well, in better keeping with my nature, I've decided to let it evolve into "Six things more than people really wanted to know about you".
Ready? Set? GO!
1) The tips of both of my little fingers turn inwards toward the next finger. A lot. It's really freaky and I've been creeping people out by showing it to them since I was, like, four.
2) I'm a moley person (ew!) and I even have one on my snatch. But I must admit it's kind of a cute, Cindy Crawford-ish kinda thing ... except it's on my cootch.
3) I'm so OCD (according to Dr Google, you can't be "a little OCD", I'm not sure I believe that, though), anyway, one of the jillion things I do is that I must eat imperfect potato crisps first. The small, the weak, the deformed are consumed first, then, when I get my little herd of genetically and physically perfect master race crisps ... I eat 'em. Bwahahahahahah!
4) I've never smoked but I have dipped snuff.
5) My house looks at any given moment as if a tornado has blown through. My car is awash in empty fast-food wrappers, used kleenex, scraps of paper, diet coke bottles. My shop, however, is meticulously tidy - complete with tools in their proper places on the wall.
6) I have milked a sheep.
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OK! Now I do not believe in the old 'tag 12 more folks or you will die of diphtheria' stuff ... that smells too much like the old chain letters, but I will tag my very own Evil Genius Husband, 'cause I can be evil too.
----
Edited to add a photo of the hideous gross crooked fingers! Aiiiieeeee!
(OK, this is only one, but the other one looks exactly like it ... only in reverse. Yeah, yeah, I know. *yawn* Not so remarkable. Did I tell you about the mole on my HooHa? )
posted by MrsEvilGenius at 12:13 PM
5 Comments:
Haha! You're weirder than me! Nanner nanner nanner!
Your great grandmother and great aunts also dipped snuff. Maybe it's genetic.
You eat the weak chips first - I nearly spit out my diet Coke on my screen. LOL!!
Have I told you lately that you're absolutely awesome? I love the randomness of your random facts, and your site is absolutely great :D
Hey you!
Love your fingers...hee hee..
I liked the tag game. It's funny....can you do me a huge favour?
Can you e-mail me (rebeccaeckler@yahoo.com) and tell me a bit about the t-shirts - mainly the "Advice one" and the "adoption one" and I think I remember seeing an "Infertility one."
I love them. Love to do a story on them for the newspaper I write for...
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