Dumb fucking people everywhere
Well you can add Kansas to my list of Places Populated By Fucking Idiot Cunts.
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the other would be North Dakota, may these lawmakers all get a pain in their gonads that feels like someone dripped acid on them, lit them on fire, and then stomped out the flames with some size 12 Doc Martens)
Watch real close, fuckers: That shit isn't science! I don't give a rats left testicle if you want it taught in schools, I don't give a fuzzy chipmunk's bum if you actually believe it, but STOP CALLING IT SCIENCE.
'Cause it's not.
You can have your beliefs, you can have your views, you can try and shove them down everyone else's throat, but call a spade a spade ... these are your religious beliefs not scientific theory.
Here's an interesting series of articles on the subject.
(Big sloppy wet ones (heh) to LOD for the link)
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And hows about this bitch. Great advice, honey.
"Young people talk to me about what to do if they're being pressed for sex. I tell them (what I believe): oral sex is a hundred times safer than vaginal or anal sex. "If you're in a situation where you cannot get out of sex, offer a blow job. I'm not embarrassed to tell them."
Uhh ... scuse me? Number one if you're in a situation where you 'cannot get out of sex' you are being raped. You should kick your assailant in all the soft parts you can reach, shove your thumbs in his eyes and, assuming you have time, get down on your knees in front of him, unzip him, and bite his fucking dick OFF.
Sharon Stone should have her arse kicked for even putting that coy idea out that if pressed for sex a girl should just give a blowjob. Way to empower our daughters you stupid twat! Young women should all be taught to be strong enough, when 'pressed for sex', to say: "try fucking yourself, asshole" and drive off.
(hugs and smooches to Contrary for this link)
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the other would be North Dakota, may these lawmakers all get a pain in their gonads that feels like someone dripped acid on them, lit them on fire, and then stomped out the flames with some size 12 Doc Martens)Watch real close, fuckers: That shit isn't science! I don't give a rats left testicle if you want it taught in schools, I don't give a fuzzy chipmunk's bum if you actually believe it, but STOP CALLING IT SCIENCE.
'Cause it's not.
You can have your beliefs, you can have your views, you can try and shove them down everyone else's throat, but call a spade a spade ... these are your religious beliefs not scientific theory.
Here's an interesting series of articles on the subject.
(Big sloppy wet ones (heh) to LOD for the link)
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And hows about this bitch. Great advice, honey.
"Young people talk to me about what to do if they're being pressed for sex. I tell them (what I believe): oral sex is a hundred times safer than vaginal or anal sex. "If you're in a situation where you cannot get out of sex, offer a blow job. I'm not embarrassed to tell them."
Uhh ... scuse me? Number one if you're in a situation where you 'cannot get out of sex' you are being raped. You should kick your assailant in all the soft parts you can reach, shove your thumbs in his eyes and, assuming you have time, get down on your knees in front of him, unzip him, and bite his fucking dick OFF.
Sharon Stone should have her arse kicked for even putting that coy idea out that if pressed for sex a girl should just give a blowjob. Way to empower our daughters you stupid twat! Young women should all be taught to be strong enough, when 'pressed for sex', to say: "try fucking yourself, asshole" and drive off.
(hugs and smooches to Contrary for this link)
posted by MrsEvilGenius at 6:18 AM
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How about that-- I entered my password and here I am. I want to know how the fuck you got such a coolass site, what you did or whom you did to deserve it. I'll be back, there's some other stuff I need to catch up on here.
Don't get me wrong, I really love my site on MSN. It does the thinking so I don't have to. Reserving my brain power for other stuff, which I can't exactly. . .remember. Anyway. Since you are interested in penises (and really, who isn't?) I invite you to read an article I just wrote called "The Real Reason." It sounds like with your sense of humor you may like it. It sure didn't have the desired affect. I was trying to offend people. What the hell was I thinking, trying to offend people on the internet? That is much like--well, I'll just say it--trying to starve people at a buffet. Stop by, say hi.
spaces.msn.com/oldestgenxer.
peace out.
I'll blog roll you if you'd like!
I'm at ninepounddictator.blogspot.com
I have about 300 people reading a day...send me your link - and if you have a logo - I can also put that up...Let me know! Would love too!
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