Wherein Blue tries her hand at celebrity snark
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Shit, Eddie's lookin' fine!
Oh, wait ... heh, sorry. That's Tori Spelling. Anyone else think there might be a "Y" chromo floating around in her genome?
Here's the fabulous Eddie Izzard:
Mmmmm. I'm just going out to the garage to saw a plank of wood in half.
So, is it still insulting to be told you look like a tranny if the tranny in question is this talented and sexy? Tough one, that.
And what FUCK was Victoria Powell thinking here?
She looks like she snatched up some roadkill out of the gutter and slung it over her shoulder! For fuck's sake. That thing should be out trying to kill my chickens.
I mean, I'm staunchly anti-fur but I have to confess that fur is (in and of itself) gorgeous. But the whole entire animal?! Just gut it, sew it back up and perch it on your shoulder?
Goddamn, honey! Go get yourself a pet or something.
posted by MrsEvilGenius at 2:32 PM
1 Comments:
First off, Eddie Izzard is way hotter than Tori Spelling, and he does a better job of moving around in heels.
We TiVod his Dress to Kill special off of BBCAmerica, but they had edited it (horribly) down to an hour including commercial interruptions.
We missed all kinds of stuff, including the French part there at the end.
Quite irritating. We're gonna go buy it on DVD, because we love our Eddie, even when he dresses like a boy.
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