Everyone has his talents ...

Sometimes things work out so perfectly that there's nothing you can say:

Your Porn Star Name Is...

E.Z. Lay

What's Your Porn Star Name?

Just ask Evil Genius Husband for verification on this one ... ask him! All he has to do is have a passing dirty thought and I'm scrambling out of my knickers. Hey, a girl with a bad knee's gotta get some exercise somewhere!

(Big sloppy kisses to Sharpie from whom I nicked this *Mwah!*)

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I think I have happened upon the bravest man on the internets. No shit. This guy rivals Chuck Yeager in general balls. Or else he's a crazy rat fuck. Check this shit out:

This bloke, Steve over at TheSneeze, has a section called Steve, Don't Eat it! which I languidly surfed over to just out of idle curiosity. He downs such gag-worthy items as pickled pork rinds (come back and tell me if you immediately thought this when you read that entry: "It puts the lotion on it's skin ...") as well as stuff I'd not hesitate over like his wife's own breast milk*.

But, fuck me, it gets better ... or worse, I guess you'd say:

Sweet Mother of Stan Lee! FUCK! Ewwwwwwwwwwww!!!

Those don't just look like bugs those are bugs. Actual whole insect larvae. In a tin. I can barely keep my gorge down looking at this stuff. He ATE it. Put it in his mouth and ATE. IT.

If I wasn't married and he wasn't married I'd offer him a blow job out of sheer admiration.

(What? You've never given/received one of these? It falls under the category of 'congratulatory Oral Sex Acts'. You know , the old "You're so great! Here, lemme blow ya." Rock gods and film stars get 'em all the time. Evil Genius Husband is due for a hum-dinger [heh, get it? 'Hum', 'hummer' ... oh forget it.] when he passes his National Boards. That's why I keep wanting to practice so much. He's been a real trooper about it too, bless him. The things he puts up with ...)

What was I talking about?

Oh, yeah, the guy also gets points for two comic book references in the Steve, Don't Eat It! section. ComicGeekiness always ups a guys blowability factor in my book.

* If you've a nasty mind (then let me shake your hand!) and are wondering if I'm suggesting that I'd drink another woman's breastmilk, the answer is: sure ... out of a glass. I mean, I've drunk cows milk and sheeps milk and goats milk which are for cows, sheep and goats why would I, a people, hesitate to drink people milk? *shrug*