Dic Tac?

Please don't ask me what I was Googling when I ...uh, came across these but check out what I found:

An ebay auction for vibrating gummy penises. They're sugar free! And realistically life sized (6 inches. Yeah, I went there.)

A site that sells gummy sperms! Gummy! Sperms! How cute is that? I want 'em in dishes all over my house just to watch visitor's faces. ("Hmmm, theses are really good ... what ... what are these? HEY!") Every woman who is trying to conceive should have these about just for inspiration.

They also sell Sweet Peckers, Penis Pasta, and X-Rated fortune cookies as well as chocolate twats. Snatch shaped sweets! (say that three times fast.) I wish I had a good lesbian friend, I'd send her a box of peppermint pussies right now!

This site has creme-filled willies and cock-and-balls shaped ice trays. But my fave has got to be the candy posing pouch (you know like the old candy necklaces?). One size fits most.

Oh great. Now I'm hungry.