Nude poultry!
So I'm on 76 between Newberry and Chapin, stuck behind some pencildick who's meandering along in the fast lane and I marvel over the phenomenon of drivers attitudes. I don't mean attitudes attidudes, I mean physical attitudes.
Is anyone else creeped out by drivers you can't fucking see?
No, I'm not having another one of my funny turns brought on by not taking my meds. I'm serious. Ever been driving behind what appears to be a car with no driver? Just two empty fucking seats? Either the driver is so tiny that the top of his head is below the top of the seat or it's one of those stupid idiot fucks (generally young men) who slouch waaaaaaaay down in their seats so that all you see as you pass by is hair and knuckles.
Who decided this was cool? Do they not realize that they look like morons? Am I really asking this question when a huge number of said drivers are in beat-to-shit wrecks with $1000 rims? Is it a coincidence that the drivers of those farting little oriental cars with ridiculous paint jobs and "FEAR THIS" stickers are prone to this? (Uh, guys ... putting a whale-tail spoiler and exhaust tips the diametre of a coffee cans on your micro-ride won't make it go any faster. Sorry)
What about those blokes who hang over the console between the seats? Are you that fucking tired, man? Go home and take a nap. You look a fool slumped over so that your head is in front of the rear view mirror. What, are you checking your teeth for crud?
It makes me nervous, these folks. Like they're not paying attention to the road but about to doze off. Creeeeepy!
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OK, this is kinda old but I just had to share:
Is anyone else creeped out by drivers you can't fucking see?
No, I'm not having another one of my funny turns brought on by not taking my meds. I'm serious. Ever been driving behind what appears to be a car with no driver? Just two empty fucking seats? Either the driver is so tiny that the top of his head is below the top of the seat or it's one of those stupid idiot fucks (generally young men) who slouch waaaaaaaay down in their seats so that all you see as you pass by is hair and knuckles.
Who decided this was cool? Do they not realize that they look like morons? Am I really asking this question when a huge number of said drivers are in beat-to-shit wrecks with $1000 rims? Is it a coincidence that the drivers of those farting little oriental cars with ridiculous paint jobs and "FEAR THIS" stickers are prone to this? (Uh, guys ... putting a whale-tail spoiler and exhaust tips the diametre of a coffee cans on your micro-ride won't make it go any faster. Sorry)
What about those blokes who hang over the console between the seats? Are you that fucking tired, man? Go home and take a nap. You look a fool slumped over so that your head is in front of the rear view mirror. What, are you checking your teeth for crud?
It makes me nervous, these folks. Like they're not paying attention to the road but about to doze off. Creeeeepy!
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OK, this is kinda old but I just had to share:
Chicken togs?! And to think mine are all running about in the buff!
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I found the coolest site: art.com (thanks Pendragon!). If you're an artist, compose yourself and promise not to laugh at my lame efforts. Check it out.
Here's Pen's (much cooler and you can tell he's more familiar with painting than I).
Isn't that FAB? I could dick around with that all day ...
posted by MrsEvilGenius at 2:17 PM
1 Comments:
I totally love that site. Here's mine.
http://artpad.art.com/?im85bs1cqum4
http://artpad.art.com/?ighz48qzrhk
I can't draw, but I can paint. :)
also - chicken clothing? That looks like it goes all the way around - like a sack. Are they collecting fertilizer?
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