Fucking OWWW!
Speaking of hammers ...
Yesterday, in an uncharacteristic fit of enthusiasm, I dragged out the chain saw and cut some wood. Well, I was bringing it down to the house to split and decided to go ahead and split some so thatI could take it on in the house. Nothing like it being fucking freezing and my having to step outside to get wood. Fuck that, I want it stacked right there next to the stove.
Well, I managed to get about 3 good licks (heh, I said 'lick') in and I CRUNCHED MY FUCKING FINGER with the SLEDGEHAMMER!
Yep, I caught it between the steel splitting wedge and the sledgehammer. Did I say, fucking OWCH?!
So now my finger is all 'swole up' and hurts like a motherfucker and I can't do anything. I can't type, I can't hammer, I can't even goddamn wipe properly. Yes, you read that corrrectly, I said wipe. Remember us snatch owners use that roll of thin white paper that hangs next to the loo.
So I'm currently in a state of extreme fucked-offedness. Y'all cheer me up. Do it now. I command you.
*grumble*grumble*grumble*
Yesterday, in an uncharacteristic fit of enthusiasm, I dragged out the chain saw and cut some wood. Well, I was bringing it down to the house to split and decided to go ahead and split some so thatI could take it on in the house. Nothing like it being fucking freezing and my having to step outside to get wood. Fuck that, I want it stacked right there next to the stove.
Well, I managed to get about 3 good licks (heh, I said 'lick') in and I CRUNCHED MY FUCKING FINGER with the SLEDGEHAMMER!
Yep, I caught it between the steel splitting wedge and the sledgehammer. Did I say, fucking OWCH?!
So now my finger is all 'swole up' and hurts like a motherfucker and I can't do anything. I can't type, I can't hammer, I can't even goddamn wipe properly. Yes, you read that corrrectly, I said wipe. Remember us snatch owners use that roll of thin white paper that hangs next to the loo.
So I'm currently in a state of extreme fucked-offedness. Y'all cheer me up. Do it now. I command you.
*grumble*grumble*grumble*
posted by MrsEvilGenius at 9:34 AM
3 Comments:
Jesus Hallmark Christ! Teach hubby to split wood.
Um, Blue? I've split some wood myself and um, HOW did you get the finger between the wedge and the hammer? I mean - the hammer has a handle - and it's generally long. What the heck? Or perhaps I'm just lucky and splitting wood that has aged and has enough cracks the wedge fits nicely in. Or maybe I'm stupid and lucky I didn't chop something else off for doing it improperly but really - I absolutely cannot FATHOM how you did that to yourself.
Also - OUCH! No - really OW-OW-OW-OUCH! (Eww gross too - but like a train wreck - you just can't not look at the image)
LOL, Karry! I'm just a spaz that way ...
no seriously, I was splitting some greenish wood and it was so 'springy' that i was having to set the wedge. So I was holding the wedge in one hand and tapping it with the sledge. Perhaps that'll teach me to hold the wedge farther down, eh?
Post a Comment
<< Home