Know your 'Toe!

I just loves me some man 'toe!

http://ctoe.bolt.com/

Be sure to check out the Retro Toe section - it brings new meaning to the words 'lift and separate'. Fabulous! And I was already an ACDC fan!

And for those of you sadly lacking in pudendal cleavage (unlike, say, Margaret Cho who says: "I have the biggest pubic mound in the whole world"), there's this handy dandy bit o' equipment:

(make sure to click to see it ... *ahem* full-sized)

And speaking of enhancements:


Hell, I want a pair just to fondle when Evil Genius Husband is at work! But, alas, these two pound beauties are for your truck.

Say ... I wonder if anyone is marketing latex stick-on vaginas? Hmmmmm. You heard it here first folks!!!

I wonder if Ms Cho would be interested in going into the Blue's Latex Auto Snatch ("The Cootchie for your Car!") business with me?