Pics. Dicks. Kilts.

Enough seriousness. Back to my fave trivial shit: sex, funny pics, men in kilts, penises.

So, I had a reader (Hey Aerodog! *waves*) send me some pics and we were discussing which were possibly photoshopped.

There's this classic:

And, what I believe to be the original:


Snopes (the Urban Legend Reference Pages) has this as undetermined, but I seriously think that the top photo has been augmented.

So what about this one?


While this one looks pretty 'right', I have to say that I am disturbed by something. Where's the beef? I mean, every recumbent penis that I've ever seen (on an adult) lies nestled comfortably on it's ballsack like a cat on a pillow. So if the male in question is leant forward like this, wouldn't his willy be hanging down in front of the testicles seen here?

Either he's sporting some serious wood (enough to lift his Johnson up clear of his scrotum) or he has an itty-bitty pee-pee up under there.

Neither one of these seems likely. My vote is that it's Photoshopped.

How 'bout this eye-opener:

First off, besides being generally unbelievable, I doubt seriously that anyone with a wang of this mammoth size would NOT be making money off of it. In some fashion. Perhaps as a wheel chock.

Secondly, the angle and shadows are just wrong. This is a very bad 'shop job.

Interesting thought, though ...

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And that's it for me today. Oh, speaking of dicks, I have a TROLL over on my Mommy Blog! I'm so excited! I never get any good trolls like other bloggers. *pout*

After slogging through his embarrassingly bad spelling and grammar (not to mention tired and unoriginal thoughts - why are trollers so boring?) I extracted this nugget of wisdom: I need to stop paying so much attention to my 'husbands pecker'. (sic)